I swear I posted this a long, long time ago but maybe I just tweeted them out. Either way, it’s too brilliant to not put out there. Introducing my new show idea:
"History! with Sarah Palin"
Explore history with America’s leading authority on the past.
Episode 1: How nuking Vietnam defeated the Nazis and ended World War I.
Episode 2: George Washington crosses the Atlantic to win the Civil War.
Episode 3: William Howard Taft and The Battle of The Bulge.
Episode 4: The Korean War, America’s first battle with the Taliban.
Episode 5: Orville and Wilbur Wright built the first rocket to Mars.
Episode 6: What really happened the night Lincoln was shot at that address in Gettysburg?
Episode 7: Thomas Jefferson discovers electricity using a key carved from a cherry tree.
Episode 8: The Boston Tea Party leads to revolution and the First Continental Breakfast.
Episode 9: How the Renaissance fought against the Japanese occupation of France.
Episode 10: Louis Armstrong lands the space shuttle on Mars.
Episode 11: Einstein invents the film camera, the birth of the lamestream “Gotcha!” media.
Episode 12: President Watergate resigns in the wake of the Exxon scandal.
Episode 13: Davy Crockett defends Pearl Harbour from the Chinese attack.
History Channel? I’m waiting for your call…